Sep 27 2022
Criminal Jonah
Footsies match turns into punishment for third grader Jonah Gleason.
In an interview with Jonah asking about his past criminal experience he shared with us one of his first from when he was just a child. He said “One time in third grade I was playing footsie and the teacher yelled at me and I had to sit out at recess.”
Recollecting on how the experience made him feel Jonah stated “I was F***ing pissed bro”. A day without recess was a harsh punishment but necessary for Jonah to reflect on his decisions.
It is his worst crime he’s ever committed and hopes to keep it that way.
“I am a better man now” Jonah grew from this experience and learned not assault women a young age. His footsie days are over for the foreseeable future.
One response so far
Even with interviews, it’s a matter of summary. Can you boil your conversation down to one sentence?
A day without recess changed Jonah Gleason’s perspective.
Or maybe: Jonah Gleason is no career criminal. (Kind of a stretch)
Then tell the story.