“Welcome to Sunday NFL Countdown” is what I heard Sunday morning at 11:00 AM when I rolled out of bed. When I rolled out of bed, I took one of the world’s slowest showers, because I had no energy to do anything else. I then go out, put on my Chiefs jersey. And I sat on the couch, not being productive from 11:30 AM to 10:30 PM at night until football was over. I watch the Chiefs vs. 49ers game, the Vikings vs. Bills game, the Cowboys vs. the Seahawks and the Patriots vs. the Lions.  I was so lazy, that I even ordered pizza to the house for both meals because I had a coupon. I was so lazy I didn’t even comb my hair in the morning because I thought it took too much effort. The delivery driver for the pizza even gave me a funny look because it probably looked like I just rolled out of bed. I even hesitated to get up to the bathroom to pee. I only got up when I needed to do something else, like grab my computer or something to drink. I am so lazy that I am even struggling to type this paper the next day, because after yesterday I become accustomed to a certain style of life.