{"id":93,"date":"2014-09-01T20:59:32","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T01:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/?p=93"},"modified":"2014-09-01T20:59:32","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T01:59:32","slug":"a-blog-about-my-2nd-cousins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/2014\/09\/01\/a-blog-about-my-2nd-cousins\/","title":{"rendered":"A Blog About My 2nd Cousins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Labor Day Weekend!<\/p>\n<p>For the weekend, my cousin and his kids came by to say hi and hangout. It was fun and a bit mind-boggling. Simply because kids are interesting creatures. I love kids, but I&#8217;ve been told that it looks like I hate kids. Rude. Well either way I miss them and here&#8217;s how they return my love:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Should I eat the pancakes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes! They are poisonous!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I feel loved.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But then, this happened:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd don\u2019t forget that I have 15 girlfriends!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the number just keeps going up and up, but then down. How strange. And his older brother only has one, but he gives her dead birds as a gift. That boy is a catch. I would love to sit and talk with a little kid or one of them. They work in such strange ways. I wish I could remember what it was like being a kid. Keeping my all of my thoughts in a journal.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought, why is it okay for boys to have girlfriends at a young age, but not girls?<\/p>\n<p>No one knew the answer and I don&#8217;t want to ask my dad. I suppose some things are better with no answers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Labor Day Weekend! For the weekend, my cousin and his kids came by to say hi and hangout. It was fun and a bit mind-boggling. Simply because kids are interesting creatures. I love kids, but I&#8217;ve been told that it looks like I hate kids. Rude. Well either way I miss them and here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":815,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-august-thoughts","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/815"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}