{"id":102,"date":"2014-09-02T10:14:01","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T15:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/?p=102"},"modified":"2014-09-02T10:14:01","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T15:14:01","slug":"future-plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/2014\/09\/02\/future-plans\/","title":{"rendered":"Future Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are my plans for the future:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Graduate from Morningside with a major in English with a minor in Journalism.<\/li>\n<li>Work as a manager at Hollister for about two years.<\/li>\n<li>Transfer to a Hollister in Seattle.<\/li>\n<li>Move to Seattle with my best friend.<\/li>\n<li>Write an awesome book.<\/li>\n<li>Become rich and famous.<\/li>\n<li>Pay off Student Debt, pay off Tiffany&#8217;s debt, have a saving account for my child, and then pay off Casey Evans and Daniel Garcia&#8217;s student loans.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sounds pretty legit.<\/p>\n<p>But then, sometimes your best friend decides to surprise everyone with a Facebook announcement that he is going to be a dad. At first I was upset because I have this plan that I will now have to incorporate a child into. Not even my own child, but his. Then I was thinking about him and knowing him he&#8217;d never leave the child behind, but would his baby momma want to come with us to Seattle? How would she feel about a guy friend and a girl friend who had history move out together?<\/p>\n<p>Took me a day to accept it, but I did. Congratulations, I thought. With a click of my mouse, I liked the status.<\/p>\n<p>Not even an hour later, just kidding!<\/p>\n<p>Zack you prick. Seattle is still on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are my plans for the future: Graduate from Morningside with a major in English with a minor in Journalism. Work as a manager at Hollister for about two years. Transfer to a Hollister in Seattle. Move to Seattle with my best friend. Write an awesome book. Become rich and famous. Pay off Student Debt, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":815,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38128],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-august-thoughts","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/815"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions\/103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/storiesinthedark\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}