{"id":32,"date":"2024-04-29T14:26:03","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T19:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/?p=32"},"modified":"2024-04-29T20:32:50","modified_gmt":"2024-04-30T01:32:50","slug":"photo-story-my-gf-burning-the-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/2024\/04\/29\/photo-story-my-gf-burning-the-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Photo Story- My gf burning the chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The initial process, chicken looks stellar and edible, things were good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Here comes the taco mix, prepare for everlasting smells that will send you to God firsthand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I come back from around the corner.. What’s this? Smoke nearing the fire alarm? It couldn’t be, my girl is a terrific cook!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wrong! As we (she) hustled the pan over to the sink to cool some of the chicken down, a mixture of steam\/smoke begins billowing throughout the kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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After we resourcefully utilized pillows to halt the fire alarm from sounding, we set up our room fan to equalize the overall damage to the toe-curling smell that now lingered in our kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Moral of the story: Despite someone’s previously proven excellence, there is always room for mistakes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The initial process, chicken looks stellar and edible, things were good. Here comes the taco mix, prepare for everlasting smells that will send you to God firsthand. I come back from around the corner.. What’s this? Smoke nearing the fire alarm? It couldn’t be, my girl is a terrific cook! Wrong! As we (she) hustled […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1226,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1226"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.morningside.edu\/kgs002\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}