The Man Who Barely Does His Homework and Still has Better Grades Than Me

Tyson is a special type of person. He puts off homework until the last second, but still manages to get amazing grades on his assignment. The main reason for Tyson’s homework procrastination is his new girlfriend. Tyson spends countless hours with her instead of doing his homework. Despite this, it seems Tyson always manages to get his work done.

When asked the last time he did his homework he claimed it’s been three weeks. Even after this long stretch, Tyson’s lowest grade is a 95%. Tyson says that “I pull it off with those long nights of doing nonstop homework.” Spending late nights at the computer is how he manages to catch up on the homework he has put off.

It is an impressive skill that not many people could pull off. Even with his long period of procrastination, his moments of productivity are impeccable.

One thought on “The Man Who Barely Does His Homework and Still has Better Grades Than Me

  1. fuglsang

    Good headline. A bit of a fourth wall?

    This is a bit more descriptive than anecdote, Jonah. To complete the
    anecdote tell a story about one time Tyson procrastinated, stressed
    the last minute, but still got a good grade. How did he feel? Did he
    pat himself on the back and say, “God job, dude!” Did his professor
    realize it was last minute? Or care?

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