K-GEEZ!!!

With summer vacation just around the corner, East High is having major control problems due to student unrest. False alarms were sounded three times last Wednesday as disgruntled students protested the suspension of five fellow classmates. The five, who had been caught smoking marijuana in the schools parking lot, each had received a weeks dismissal.

After learning that 10 upperclassmen where responsible for the false alarms, principle Laura Vibelius swiftly dealt a week suspension to each of the perpetrators involved. Additionally, a food fight broke out Tuesday closing the cafeteria and prompting Vibelius to issue a statement in which she denied seeing any continuation of these “incidents” in the near future.